Today's sign of the Appocolypse...

Oprah gave a whole bunch of people this....

A TV with a refrigerator in it...

Now if that doesn't scream 'obesity' I don't know what does. Wow.

I was right all along...

I've always thought that Jane Austen was pretty much the most terrible author of "classic" literature ever. Apparently, so do most of the major publishing agencies once you change the titles and the names of the major characters. That's pretty funny. Thanks Ruetgers.com

George Bush Sings Sunday Bloody Sunday

This is really funny.

"Teacher Stages Fake Gun Attack on Students"

Wow. Talk about the worst idea ever. You'd think that being a teacher would disqualify you from thinking this was a good idea. Apparently not...

Zig Ziglar!

I knew I had to go to a seminar for work tomorrow on time management and motivation and such... but I never would have guessed that it was featuring none other than Zig Ziglar! Not sure who Zig Ziglar is? It's this guy...

That's right. You so wish you were coming too.

There's also 6 other speakers or so. Including Bill Self. I should be quite a day. If I can find a link about the seminar I'll post it.

~Jim Halpert

Chipmunk face!

That's right folks, I look like a chipmunk. I got my wisdom teeth surgically removed yesterday and now my lower jaw is swollen. But, if I had to have it done I pretty much picked the best time ever. We got our new couch delievered yesterday AND the NCAA tournament started. Best timing ever. Now if these dang pain pills would just start working like they're supposed to. They're just making me loopy, yet the pain remains.

If you're bored and want to watch Basketball, come on over. Erine is gone all day and it's just me and the tourney here. Bring some KFC mashed potatoes. It's all I can eat right now...

Pictures to follow.